Farrington's Dance Champion!

So being the Dancing Machine and all, Friday night was turning out pretty GRIM until we decided to go to Farrington's at 12:30am. When we got there the dance floor was empty except for this Prince look alike and a random dude. Until the Dancing Machines me and Frank hit the floor!! We start dancing and the DJ said dance off and the other 2 dudes saw us dance and left the floor. Then soon as I know it some random girl was getting on me! Then a few minutes later it started CRACKIN. Once again SWG saved the club and took over! Many "Machine Guns" were handed out that night.

When I first started dancin...

and after I was dancin haha...

The people have SPOKEN!

Thanks to your votes the MACHINE GUN reigns supreme as the number 1 signature dance move in the WORLD! haha

Machine gun- 1) n. A gun that fires rapidly and repeatedly.
2) v. Dance move where while being positioned behind a girl, the initiator engages into a series of pelvic thrusts into her posterior, rapidly and repeatedly; usually ending in the result of him "breaking" her. Created by the real "Dancing Machine" Mel Ignacio thus being dubbed the "Machine Gun". Recently being voted the number one signature dance move, being trailed by the "Dmac Lapdance".

YES WE CAN!

Call me MelRack Obama! I am winning in the poll for best signature dance move on Dmac's blog at thisisdmac.blogpost.com Lets keep the voting coming so we can see the Machine Gun have it's rightful place above Dmac's Lapdance haha. Thanks for all the votes and if you haven't already go do it and MelRock The Vote!!!

The Female Tag Team Champs!

The female tag team champs! haha sexy!

New girl of the day!

New girl of the day is Orlando Bloom's girl, Miranda Kerr. Legolas is the MAN!

The Tag Team Champs!

The undisputed tag team champions of the world! No club is safe lol!

Happy 420!

Happy 420 to all of my potheads out there! Twist em' if you got em'!

One game down!

One game down on our way to the title! With all the first games of the first round down, and full of upsets including the Chicago Bulls BEATING the paper champ Boston Celtics? Kobe and the Lakers prevail!

Who all seen a leprechaun?!?

Still the best web video!

My Wife!

Tell me that ain't sexy!

Manila Ice!

Pacman better beat Hatten so he can fight Floyd. It's been a while since he has fought someone NOT Mexican though haha. What I really wanna see is the "Mexicutioner" vs. Julio Ceasar Chavez haha.

Why do his eyes look hella mainy though? haha

Please retire Chuck!

Chuck Liddel who was once the most feared fighter in MMA suffered another quick loss to "Shogun" Rua. Chuck should just hang up the gloves so he doesn't just fade out with embarresment like Tyson.

New best ice cream!!

Ok I looove cherry garcia, but Kristin made me taste this one. I got to say it's my new favorite flavor right now haha. Try it and see but don't blame me when you can't stop eating it!

New Tat?

I'm thinking about putting this on my left bicep. What do you think? It says Family but the M says 1st (first). Family First get it?

Figure these out....

I wanna see how smart you guys are, figure these patterns out...by the way I'm the only one that figured out both of them. Just figure out the next letters in both of these puzzles.

O T T F F S S _?

M A M J J A S O N _?

The best pound for pound!

The best pound for pound UFC Middleweight Champion MMA fighter Anderson "The Spider" Silva goes for 2 UFC records tonight. Let's see if he does it, I think he gonna whoop Thales' ass!

Who is the REAL dancing machine?

MEL?

Frank?

or DMac?

You be the judge...

THE 2009 CHAMPS!

The Los Angeles LAKERS!

Who's the real 3 point shooting machine?

Sasha "The Machine" Vujacic

OR

Kyle "Hot Hands" Korver?

We'll see when the LAKERS WHOOP UTAH on the road to the title!